This is one of those stories that people swear that happened with a friend of them for sure, it makes a little sense . For years you can hear the same story, always with the assurance that really happened. Recently, with a friend of mine. In this version my friend called John and the woman called Mary, for make it easier!
John, my friend, became suspicious about the constant conversation beetwen of Mary and Joseph, friend of the couple. The whole time John met Joseph and Mary whispering, and when he approached them, they stopped to talk.John asked:- What do you two talk so much?- Nothing.
Or sometimes Mary was on the phone, when John arrived, she said - "I cannot right now" and hung up.- Who was that? John asked- No one. Mary answer...
It was not once or twice time. For weeks, and no one cared about it. One day Mary announced that she had to travel. Her grandmother Nica was too bad.Almost dying and Mary needed to see her. Would be on friday morning to sunday. John was wondering:
- Just on friday Mary?
- Why? What´s up about friday?
- Ok, nothing...
John ringed to his mother-in-law and asked how was the grandmother Nica:
- Mom? She must be fine, she is shopping in Paraguay
(Paraguay is a country in South-America where you go there just to buy chinese things that you don't need for a really low price) ok, back to the storie...
Maria just took a small bag on the trip. Of course, John just thought that she would need in the hotel where she will meet with Joe for a in love weekend. By late afternoon, just to confirm, John called from his office to the office of Joe.
- No, Joseph is not here. He had left early and warned he would not return.
Well, well thought John. Really Good. It was what she wanted? Very well. He avenged. He must to take a woman with him to their home. Yes, home. A woman, no just one woman is not enough. Two. They would make a "menage a troi", or whatever you wanna calls it - in their bed!
At club, already drunk, John asked the two women, Vanessa and Alison:- Do you know what day is today?- Speak, baby - Vanessa said.- My birthday. And do you know this my wife gave me?- What? (Alison)- Horns! And with Joe. With Joe!- Always has a Joe - Vanessa philosophized.
John though that one of the two women was a transexual, but when they arrived home, he didn't remember which one. Decreed that the three would take the clothes before entering the house. The women agreed. When John was able to hit the keyhole and open the door, Alison had jumped on his back and hung around his neck, and Vanessa tried to grab his penis, and it was how they were when the house lights on and all of his friends were there for the birthday party that Mary and Joseph had spent weeks planning shouted - "Surprise."
At club, already drunk, John asked the two women, Vanessa and Alison:- Do you know what day is today?- Speak, baby - Vanessa said.- My birthday. And do you know this my wife gave me?- What? (Alison)- Horns! And with Joe. With Joe!- Always has a Joe - Vanessa philosophized.
John though that one of the two women was a transexual, but when they arrived home, he didn't remember which one. Decreed that the three would take the clothes before entering the house. The women agreed. When John was able to hit the keyhole and open the door, Alison had jumped on his back and hung around his neck, and Vanessa tried to grab his penis, and it was how they were when the house lights on and all of his friends were there for the birthday party that Mary and Joseph had spent weeks planning shouted - "Surprise."
hahaha! It is my small tribute to the doubters and my favourite author that today probably is having a surprise birthday party! I hope he had not invited Vanessa and Alisson! :D
kisses!
Carol
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny!
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